Posted by
Dawnsblood on Saturday, September 09, 2006 10:19:02 PM
This a joke I received via email tonight.
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat
down on a stool he noticed
that the bartender was a robot. The robot
clicked to attention and asked,
"Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A
martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed
the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory
of relativity',inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break
throughs', etc.......
The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was surpurb.? The robot again asked
"What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So
the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question,
"What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout
50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very
slowly asked ,
"A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? g-o-i-n-g?
t-o?? n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e? H-i-l-l-a-r-y-??????